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Cast of Characters

Dr. Sergei Korchnoi

Dr. Sergei Korchnoi is a neuro-chemical scientist working in the Ministry of Obsessions and Desires (MoOD) in Moscow. His research into making a love gun has come to the attention of the Soviet military leadership, who want to weaponize his invention. He is a happy-go-lucky guy at heart, not bent on world domination – but if he does not deliver he knows the future of his posterior will be freezing in Siberia. If he wants the chance to retire in peace, he must find a way to make love not war. 

Korchnoi's Complaint

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Colonel Irina Pashkovina

Colonel Pashkovina is the Soviet Union’s most deadly assassin. She loves only one thing – Mother Russia – and her mission is to make sure that Dr. Korchnoi delivers the weapon made from love. She is cunning, ice cold and can kill a man in so many, many ways. But does she have a softer side? The fate of the Cold War rests on that very question.

Irina's Song

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Patricia J. Argyle

Director Argyle is a no nonsense company woman who has her eyes squarely set on the enemy – Communism. Fueled by equal parts paranoia and the bitter resentment that comes from heartbreak, when she finds out that her former lover Dr. Korchnoi is up to his old tricks, she knows that she must stop him. And if you get in her way, all you will learn is that you don’t mess with Patricia J. Argyle. 

Don't Mess With Me

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George Mantle

George is bright-eyed and full of hope for all that makes America the greatest country ever – baseball, Cadillacs and apple pie. Even though Director Argyle has made it clear that their business is paranoia and he is not to trust anyone, his inherent – but naïve – good nature is doomed to get the best of him. In a world full of risks he will find that love is truly the greatest risk of all. 

The Greatest Risk of All

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